Celebrity Cameo by THE SISTER SAGE!


So we all know Sierra and Steve are slightly busy with their bicoastal move, so I have been given the prestigious task of creating a post for the day.

This summer I have been living in Poolesville, Maryland to do an internship with monkeys. Although that sounds rather interesting it doesn’t compare with my life in the country! Each night as I find myself in more ridiculousness I always think “I can’t wait to tell Sierra,” so while she’s gone I will make do with telling all of you!

So the shenanigans began when I started dating a guy from the only family that Garrett forbade me to interact with(did I mention he’s from Poolesville?). Should have been a sign! The summer progressed with many nights of bonfires, fireworks, and pond adventures. From there it got weird when we started hanging out in chicken coops and empty fields. I am also now ashamed to say that I went to Wal-Mart to hang out. I was with three boys and we staged awkward arguments, messed with the free sample ladies, pretended to steal giant fans to see people’s reactions, started pillow fights with innocent bystanders and so much more.

I didn’t think it could get much more country than when I got a phone call saying “I got us a pet deer!” The next several days I learned how to care for this two week old baby by feeding it and inducing poop by rubbing it’s butt like it’s mother would have done. Within the last couple of days I have evolved into a true farmer girl now that I have been trained to drive not only a planter but also the massive combine 9660. I am leaving in a week and a half and I am honestly sad! When I arrived I was shocked that people knew people that they past on the street and now I am the girl waving and saying hello to everyone.